He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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