Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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