Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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