I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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