I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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