fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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