Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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