It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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