Define "chronic" masturbator.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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