Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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