You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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