Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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