My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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