And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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