I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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