Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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