what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
