dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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