But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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