we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
