nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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