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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude i fell asleep inside of her

(1-248): View more from Michigan

thats awesome

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(224): View more from Illinois

Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'

(224): View more from Illinois

Im going to research this theory. . .

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(410): View more from Maryland

we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.

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(315): View more from New York

it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.

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