cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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