she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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