Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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