So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My dick has a subreddit
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You were trust falling into bushes
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