Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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