You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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