Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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