it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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