Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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