I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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