I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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