If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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