I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
jump out the window naked night went bad
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