hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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