So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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