You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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