oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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