are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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