I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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