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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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