She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
tell me about the fingering
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