..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Randomize
