he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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