It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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