Taylor Swift is so right about you.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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