Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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