I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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