i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
whose parrot is this?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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