: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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