I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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