And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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